“二(🆓)战”时期(qī ),盟(📒)军要实(shí )施(🔼)安(🌰)奇(🃏)奥(🕋)登陆计划,迫于对一门叫(jiào )安奇奥大炮的超(🌰)级(jí )武(🔬)器的忌惮,要派(pài )两个精锐特(tè )工去摧毁(huǐ )这(zhè )门大(😎)炮,结果两(liǎng )个(gè )傻逼(🎩)被派了去(qù ),最(zuì )后经过一(✳)连串(🥄)搞(🛹)笑事件,阴(yīn )差阳错的(de )最后完成了(✖)任务。
片(🐖)段一:德国(🚢)人(🌙)在北非布置(🥁)了一个陷阱,准(🖲)备(bèi )了一幅假(jiǎ )的防御(yù )工事(shì )地(dì )图(tú )(🗞)让(🙂)这二个(gè )士(shì )兵带回(huí )去。他们却阴差阳错的拿走了(le )真的地图,最终赢得(dé )了战(😍)役。
(🐀)片(piàn )段二:他们化装成管道工(gōng )潜(💝)入(💹)德(💔)军在(🥊)意大利的司令部,给他们卫生间的管(guǎn )道修得(🃏)乱七(💅)八糟(zāo )(🚶),把将军淋了个落汤鸡。将军去换(huàn )衣(😙)服,拉开抽(chōu )屉发(fā )现(xiàn )一(yī )套新(♌)的军服,于是洗头(🚲)洗脸准备(bèi )换(huàn )上新军服的时候(hòu )闭(bì )(🚡)着(🌸)眼(yǎn )把(bǎ )脸(🏓)盆里的脏水倒进(😳)抽屉里(📤)了(柜子旁边有(yǒu )一(yī )个(🧘)废水桶(❓))。那(🕺)个将军是最(zuì )主要的一个配角,很(🔮)有意(yì )思。到影片结束(shù )前(🚪)1分钟,都(dōu )没有一句台(tái )词。最(🙅)后(🛃)说(shuō )了(🍾)一句“谢(📯)谢(🐇)”。
片段三(⛎):德军有一(yī )门超级大(dà )(🔮)炮俯视着联军(jun1 )将要登陆的海滩。这二个士兵居然(rán )(⛱)化装成希特勒(lè )和随从,去(🦄)视(🔂)察大炮,把大(dà )炮炸掉(🌮)了(le )。
In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time